1. John Doe - Seven
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    Night. Mares.
  2. The guy who holds up the signs and kisses a newly married girl. - Love Actually
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    I do not have time to look up your character name. Just know that if we ever end up in the same physical space my healthy heart will mess you up.
  3. Johnny Lawrence - Karate Kid
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    Honestly, who hurt you?
  4. Salim Malik - Slumdog Millionaire
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    Don't try to make me feel for this guy and his "sacrifice". DO WE FORGET THAT HE RAPED LATIKA?!? We do not.
  5. Rocky - 3 Ninjas
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    Get the FUCK outta my face. You're only stealing screen time from Colt.
  6. Taylor Swift - Valentines Day
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    Stunt casting can eat a dick.
  7. Kenickie - Grease
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    Grosses. Me. Out. I hate how he clips Rizzo's wings.
  8. Miss Hannigan - Annie (Remake)
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    Tbh. Most Cameron Diaz roles, but she realllly took a dump on this one.
  9. Rhino - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
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    We didn't need two bad guys! Why are you trying to systematically ruin everything I love?
  10. Dr. Eugene Landy - Love & Mercy
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    V important to the movie but I hated him. And casting Paul Giamatti as the bad guy? How original.
  11. Ricky Fitts - American Beauty
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    Probably the most problematic infatuation I've ever had. Get outta my life before you destroy me.