My 8 Ball Pool Chat Pack
So there's this app where you can play pool against your friends and can only chat using very basic pre-programmed phrases. If I could build my own pack this is what it would be. Inspired by @brynelle, she who gets her ass whooped every time we play electronic pool.
- •I am good at pool.My opener for every game.
- •Good hit.When it's not a good hit.
- •I meant to do that.Every time I scratch.
- •Are you on Li.st or any other social media?Cuz I'm trynna boost my follower count on pretty much all platforms.
- •As good as in.When I bounce it around the pocket guard things and it just stays on the edge.
- •You're good.Included in the actual basic pack. Sarcasm at its finest.
- •Are you an attractive male?Jw.
- •Do you like TV?A convo opener Brynelle and I use in our day to day.
- •I'm just here to make friends.
- •I'm not here to make friends.Depends on my mood tbh.
- •So what exactly is Kombucha?Follow up: Did I spell that right?
- •Have you seen my car keys?This is the most common question I ask people irl so it would probably be useful online.
- •Shut your whore mouth you ignorant slut.For when the chat starts getting spicy.
- •I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to watch her sink this 8-ball into the corner pocket, BISHHH. 🖕🖕🖕