Inspired by @mackenzieo
  1. Eating less than three donuts at a time.
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  2. Being in the rear on a family hike.
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  3. Failing to grasp an Arrested Development reference.
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  4. Losing in Catan.
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    This does not please the Settlers.
  5. Giving up your Netflix session when too many users are trying to access the account.
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  6. Broken bones.
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    0/6 family members have ever broken anything. This is because we were "built for the fields" as our Matriarch Grandma Julie has pointed out.
  7. Quitting a sports team.
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    We don't care if you don't get enjoyment from the sport. You leave when the team forces you out.
  8. Ordering a small of anything at any food establishment.
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