The Mess in My Brain During Peaky Blinders Season Three

  1. First off, how dare you?!?
  2. Sneaking up out of nowhere without a gahhdammmn warning.
  3. But then, ohmygoodness yessss.
  4. Thomas FOOKING Shelby??!? I've missed you.
  5. My heart was not sure what to expect when the shrouded figure was walking down that aisle.
  6. The wedding was so aesthetic.
  7. Baby Charles Shelby has the. Single. Biggest. Head. I've. Ever. Seen.
    How does his tiny baby neck support such a load?
  8. Is it me or has Michael gotten like, real hot?
  9. I forgot how loud I have to turn it up to make words out of Tommy's glorious and scary AF whisper.
  10. Everything and everyone is beautiful. They have energy, ya know?!?
  11. EPISODE TWO, guys.
  12. I have been betrayed.
  13. I have been blindsided.
  14. I have been tricked.
  15. The writers are ruining me, then sitting around all like:
  16. Like, how are we even going to continue?
  17. Ooh hold up. Is that sweet baby Michael Gray looking all foiinnee?!?
  18. All dem boys got dose cute freckles.
  19. It makes their murderous activities a little, dare I say, adorable.
  20. Is there a spin off where we just see Tommy play with Charles for a couple hours? I would watch the shit out of that.
  21. Damnnn women. Get it! Go on strike wit yo bad selfs.
  22. Oh my god. TOMMY NOT AGAIN.
  23. Ok. Tony's fine. Ish.
  24. Oh my god. ARTHUR NOT AGAIN.
  25. Ok. Arthur's fine. Ish.
  26. Oh my god. MICHAEL NO. MICHAEL NO MICHAEL NO.
  27. Michael will never be fine again.
  28. The train and the tunnel and the priest all at once almost killed me.
  29. Shit.
  30. Tommy you did not.
  31. TOMMY YOU ABSOLUTELY DID NOT.
  32. Tommy fucking did.
  33. Ok. Wow. Onto episode 7.
  34. WHAT THE FUCK.
  35. There's only 6...
  36. That means that last scene was like, the last scene.
  37. Wow.
  38. I need to lay.