These Are My Confessions

  1. The first week I had my license, I hit a car in the parking lot of my soccer practice, leaving some cosmetic damage and drove away then never spoke of it.
  2. My phone autocorrects yes to YAS.
  3. The morning after my 22nd birthday, I woke up and realized that I sent Ben Schwartz about 20 obnoxious snaps of me and my friends doing karaoke.
  4. Like 35 of those views were me.