These Are My Confessions
- •The first week I had my license, I hit a car in the parking lot of my soccer practice, leaving some cosmetic damage and drove away then never spoke of it.
- •My phone autocorrects yes to YAS.
- •The morning after my 22nd birthday, I woke up and realized that I sent Ben Schwartz about 20 obnoxious snaps of me and my friends doing karaoke.
- •Like 35 of those views were me.