Top 5 Reasons Why My Farts Are Deadly
Thanks, P, for such a great request. I would like to formally state that my farts aren't always deadly, but sometimes they are.
- 5.I eat a lot of turkey.Like a lot. I feel like this is somehow a problem.
- 4.Probiotics.The period of time I was on probiotics was a trying time for all those around me. It got worse before it got better.
- 3.I have a very active intestinal system, and I make my way through a large amount of food each day.Pure quantity of activity leads to a higher probability of a deadly fart.
- 2.I'm self diagnosed lactose sensitive, but make no moves to counteract that.Love me some Greek yogurt.
- 1.Genetics.Don't blame me. Blame my blood.