Types of Dramatic Conversations I Want to Have

  1. Single slap. Then I say, "You know what you did."
  2. A fight with a romantic partner that ends with "Run away with me" or "I'm asking you to stay."
  3. A phone call with my editor where I refuse to give up my confidential source. I am later hailed as the savior of print media.
  4. A confrontation with my gangleader to let him know I'm getting out of the game to turn my life around.
  5. Staring out of a window at a hospital, someone comes to speak with me and we dialogue without me ever turning around.
  6. A frantic conversation with a person that winds up being a figment of my imagination.