WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN I INTRODUCE MYSELF

I love my name and think my parents did a killer job with it but introductions can get weird.
  1. "That's a great alcohol."
    Including my college advisor at ASU #godevils
  2. "That's my dog's name!"
    Somehow Bailey has cycled from being a boy's name to a girl's name to a dog's name in 25 years. My parents really thought they were ahead of the curve naming their daughter Bailey in 1990...
  3. "Nice to meet you, Daily."
    Notice how this ISN'T A NAME.