THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

inspired by the handful of these that I've read today, @caseyhayley 's is my fav.
  1. the fries at the bottom of the bag
  2. this dog
    his name is Beans
  3. fake uggs
  4. microplush blankets
  5. an old mcdonald's cup that is 5% dr pepper, 95% melted ice
    I'll probably still drink it
  6. a plush bunny
    note: specifically a plush bunny, not a real bunny
  7. "pacific cooler" flavor capri sun
  8. the dancers from dream along with mickey
  9. VHS of "What a Girl Wants" starring Amanda Bynes
  10. Trixie from Country Bear Jamboree
    tears are ALWAYS the chaser for my wine