My secrets 5/15/15

  1. Take your damn kid with you. I'm a grandma not a baby sitter
  2. I didn't know if he saw me loose my mind he would change a dirty diaper. Now i know.
  3. I'm actually excited about y'all potentially moving.
    List in a list: lower light bill : house is like I left it when i left it. : lower cable bill : I can walk around at night naked : AND have sex on the couch with husband when kids are asleep if I want : extra play room : extra bathroom :
  4. If you move out you can't judge my parenting.
  5. I NEVER thought he would spank that child: I smiled alittle.
    About time. His teacher is right. He is spoiled.
  6. I really wanted more veggies. Instead of that potato
    I'm never gonna poop right.