It's our nation's holiday so there are no calories in food.
  1. Red velvet waffles with whipped cream and syrup
  2. Pesto omelette with hot sauce and parm
  3. Hamburger with lettuce tomato and mayo
  4. Cheeseburger with lettuce tomato and BBQ sauce
  5. Hotdog (beef) with mustard and onions
  6. Hotdog (pork) with ketchup
  7. Coleslaw (all of it)
  8. Egg rolls bc I know they will be at this party
  9. Everything I can dip in a chocolate fountain bc there will be one at this party
  10. A vodka drink and a whiskey drink and a lager
  11. Apple pie
  12. Something from 7/11 bc I have no shame on our nation's holiday