THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE CANCELING COMCAST YESTERDAY (AT AN ACTUAL STORE)

I was told it was easier to cancel in person. We'll see.
  1. 1.
    Am I kidding myself thinking this 20 min only spot should be fine?
  2. 2.
    Oh shit, there are 12 people already waiting
  3. 3.
    Why are they showing Fox News? They could be showing anything! It's the middle of the day, aren't there some Golden Girls reruns on??
  4. 4.
    I wish I could run around like a maniac like that toddler
  5. 5.
    Why do I have anxiety about this task? Like seriously, I am totally nervous right now about this process.
  6. 6.
    Cherish, pay attention! They just called you.
  7. 7.
    So the next auto pay is supposed to happen on the 18th...no, I DON'T want that to still go through. I'm standing here canceling my service. Am I?
  8. 8.
    Did he understand that?
  9. 9.
    25 mins, not bad.
  10. 10.
    3 hours later... Confirmation! The cord is cut.
  11. 11.
    5 hours later at home...I'm bored.