5 Photos On My Phone, Chosen At Random

  1. 1.
    If you let me stay at your house you get a free watercolor to put on the fridge.
  2. 2.
    Lizards double as mundane reptiles or eclectic jewelry.
  3. 3.
    My first nephew
    #1 uncle.
  4. 4.
    My girlfriends big hair
    I should've grown up in the 80's
  5. 5.
    I have saved an estimated 25 turtles in my lifetime from a chlorinated death in our pool.