1. If you let me stay at your house you get a free watercolor to put on the fridge.
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  2. Lizards double as mundane reptiles or eclectic jewelry.
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  3. My first nephew
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    #1 uncle.
  4. My girlfriends big hair
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    I should've grown up in the 80's
  5. I have saved an estimated 25 turtles in my lifetime from a chlorinated death in our pool.
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