Why I'm Really Glad I Just Spent the Last Hour on List App

  1. Don't have to worry about homework because I need my sleep
    Sleep is more important for a developing brain than spark noting Hamlet
  2. Once again realized I'm not funny but I don't know anyone on here so it doesn't matter anyway
  3. I'm really excited I have a great new way to waste time
    Thanks @mlambler and @crowleypboy. At least it's not Instagram
  4. Planning on spending all my waking hours thinking of clever lists
    I'm actually really into lists
  5. Actually I'm a little bit regretting it
  6. Still can't stop