Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Calories consumed while working overtime don't count.
  2. I will be able to read all the books my heart desires before I die.
  3. Insects mourn their dead.
    So I never kill spiders or anything.
  4. If I lie about something bad it will come true.
  5. The newborns I work with at hospital love me.
  6. On a list of "100 [nouns] to [verb] before you die", you should never complete all 100.