ME, BY THE NUMBERS

Inspired by @nathanveshecco
  1. Age: 26
  2. Height: 1.56m
  3. Number of cars I've driven: 2
  4. Number of people I've dated: 13
  5. Number of people I've slept with: 3
  6. Percentage of total number of persons I've slept with who were partners: 100%
    I mean, eventually...
  7. Number of List Sapps I know IRL: 0
  8. Number of broken bones I've had: 0
  9. Number of times I've almost lost a hand/finger/hand function due to stupidity: 3
  10. Number of teeth in my mouth: 24
    Normal adults have 32.
  11. Number of teeth I lost due to bad dental hygiene: 0 😁
  12. Number of teeth I lost because my jaws are too small: 7
  13. Number of piercings I have: 5
  14. Number of cell phones I've owned: 10
  15. Number of computers I've owned: 3
  16. Number of houses/apartments I've lived in: 5
  17. Number of countries I've visited: 15
  18. Number of US states I've visited: 4
    Not counting layovers.
  19. Number of times I've been any kind of drunk: 1
  20. Number of presidential elections I've voted in: 2
    And 2 local elections.
  21. Number of jobs I've had: 3
  22. Number of times I've had to submit tax returns: 1
  23. Number of times my tax returns have been audited: 1
    😩
  24. Number of times I've been on antiretroviral medication due to an injury on duty: 2
  25. Number of medications I have been on for my brain: 4
  26. Number of books I have read according to Goodreads: 609
    I don't include the books I read as a little kid, obviously.
  27. Number of books on my Goodreads TBR: 248
  28. Number of books I am currently reading: 6
    😱
  29. Number of books I have DNFed: 14
  30. Number of running shoes I own: 3 pairs
  31. Percentage of people I know IRL that I hope won't find this list: 100%