ONE SENTENCE FOR EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED, CHRONOLOGICALLY
Inspired by @aesthetic and some others.
- 1.I told you you had a nice haircut, you gave me a chocolate and a kiss - kids are weird.
- 2.I really liked talking to you but kissing you was not entirely voluntary.
- 3.I mean, Shrek was not a romantic movie, but okay.
- 4.I got grounded for two months because of your stupid ass.
- 5.You betrayed me and I still can't really forgive you.
- 6.I'm sorry you'll only ever think of it as "sin".
- 7.I know Emma Watson is hot but we were thirteen and having you perve over her photo right after we kissed was a little awkward.
- 8.I never managed to beat you at chess.
- 9.We parted ways amiably and yet I feel bitter when I think about you.
- 10.The first time I dumped you was because you drooled so much!
- 11.I pretend to be embarrassed when people remind me of our tryst, but I'm not.
- 12.I purposefully avoided you instead of breaking up - sorry.
- 13.You were forbidden fruit and I savoured you again and again.
- 14.I only kissed you in my dreams but I think it counts.
- 15.I won't let them put our love in a box.