ONE SENTENCE FOR EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Inspired by @aesthetic and some others.
  1. 1.
    I told you you had a nice haircut, you gave me a chocolate and a kiss - kids are weird.
  2. 2.
    I really liked talking to you but kissing you was not entirely voluntary.
  3. 3.
    I mean, Shrek was not a romantic movie, but okay.
  4. 4.
    I got grounded for two months because of your stupid ass.
  5. 5.
    You betrayed me and I still can't really forgive you.
  6. 6.
    I'm sorry you'll only ever think of it as "sin".
  7. 7.
    I know Emma Watson is hot but we were thirteen and having you perve over her photo right after we kissed was a little awkward.
  8. 8.
    I never managed to beat you at chess.
  9. 9.
    We parted ways amiably and yet I feel bitter when I think about you.
  10. 10.
    The first time I dumped you was because you drooled so much!
  11. 11.
    I pretend to be embarrassed when people remind me of our tryst, but I'm not.
  12. 12.
    I purposefully avoided you instead of breaking up - sorry.
  13. 13.
    You were forbidden fruit and I savoured you again and again.
  14. 14.
    I only kissed you in my dreams but I think it counts.
  15. 15.
    I won't let them put our love in a box.