ONE SENTENCE FOR EVERY PERSON I'VE KISSED, CHRONOLOGICALLY
Inspired by @aesthetic and some others.
- •I told you you had a nice haircut, you gave me a chocolate and a kiss - kids are weird.
- •I really liked talking to you but kissing you was not entirely voluntary.
- •I mean, Shrek was not a romantic movie, but okay.
- •I got grounded for two months because of your stupid ass.
- •You betrayed me and I still can't really forgive you.
- •I'm sorry you'll only ever think of it as "sin".
- •I know Emma Watson is hot but we were thirteen and having you perve over her photo right after we kissed was a little awkward.
- •I never managed to beat you at chess.
- •We parted ways amiably and yet I feel bitter when I think about you.
- •The first time I dumped you was because you drooled so much!
- •I pretend to be embarrassed when people remind me of our tryst, but I'm not.
- •I purposefully avoided you instead of breaking up - sorry.
- •You were forbidden fruit and I savoured you again and again.
- •I only kissed you in my dreams but I think it counts.
- •I won't let them put our love in a box.