Inspired by @aesthetic and some others.
  1. I told you you had a nice haircut, you gave me a chocolate and a kiss - kids are weird.
  2. I really liked talking to you but kissing you was not entirely voluntary.
  3. I mean, Shrek was not a romantic movie, but okay.
  4. I got grounded for two months because of your stupid ass.
  5. You betrayed me and I still can't really forgive you.
  6. I'm sorry you'll only ever think of it as "sin".
  7. I know Emma Watson is hot but we were thirteen and having you perve over her photo right after we kissed was a little awkward.
  8. I never managed to beat you at chess.
  9. We parted ways amiably and yet I feel bitter when I think about you.
  10. The first time I dumped you was because you drooled so much!
  11. I pretend to be embarrassed when people remind me of our tryst, but I'm not.
  12. I purposefully avoided you instead of breaking up - sorry.
  13. You were forbidden fruit and I savoured you again and again.
  14. I only kissed you in my dreams but I think it counts.
  15. I won't let them put our love in a box.