In fact it's getting worse.
  1. I work in paediatrics and probably caught a superbug.
  2. I'm not sick enough to take a sick day so I haven't rested enough.
  3. It has lifted, I just keep getting reinfected.
  4. I'm way too affectionate with the kids. I play peek-a-boo with them and get all up in their snotty faces.
  5. I only wear a mask for the very bad things like TB and Measles.
    Kids are scared of masks.
  6. I sleep in the coldest damn room in the entire house.
  7. I bragged a while ago about rarely getting sick.