REASONS MY COLD ISN'T LIFTING 😷🤒

In fact it's getting worse.
  1. 1.
    I work in paediatrics and probably caught a superbug.
  2. 2.
    I'm not sick enough to take a sick day so I haven't rested enough.
  3. 3.
    It has lifted, I just keep getting reinfected.
  4. 4.
    I'm way too affectionate with the kids. I play peek-a-boo with them and get all up in their snotty faces.
  5. 5.
    I only wear a mask for the very bad things like TB and Measles.
    Kids are scared of masks.
  6. 6.
    I sleep in the coldest damn room in the entire house.
  7. 7.
    I bragged a while ago about rarely getting sick.