THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID

Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
  1. Cooking
    I don't like it therefore I suck at it. Or is it the other way around? (I do like baking though.)
  2. Snakes
    Boyfriend is a former snake-owner. So glad I met him after he gave up that hobby. Once we had a snake handler come to an academic meeting to give us hands-on experience and I got on the table.
  3. Talking about politics at work
    But if someone's being a bigoted asshole I'll call them out.
  4. Group classes at the gym
    Just let me run. Or swim. Pilates is an exception, I think.
  5. Small talk while running
    Most people who want to talk to me while we run annoy me. Partially because I need to focus on STAYING ALIVE. There are a few exceptions. Some people talk so well that I forget to get bored. Especially when they're talking to each other and let me eavesdrop.
  6. Surgery
    Whether it's cutting or assisting. It's just not my favourite part of medicine. I do my fair share, but there is almost always someone who rather wants to scrub in and I am more than happy to do their clinic duty instead. (Proof I don't slack: SURGERIES I HAVE DONE)
  7. Talking on the phone
    Just txt me okay?! Or email even.
  8. Administrative tasks
    BANE. OF. MY. EXISTENCE.
  9. Staying up late or getting up early
    Crying laughing dying because *side-eyes job*
  10. Talking about finance or the economy. Especially about my personal finances. I haven't actually perused my account statements in months. I know this is bad.
    Especially a faux pas because my boyfriend (of SIX YEARS) works with the stock markets. And finance. And stuff. I'M STILL TRYING TO REMEMBER WHICH ONE'S A BUY AND WHICH A SELL OKAY?!
  11. Sharing my chocolate.
  12. Getting out of my blankie.
    I swear if work wasn't full of germs I would bring it with me.
  13. Putting down a book I'm reading
    Just... One... More... Page...