THOUGHTS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I'M TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP AT NIGHT BUT CANNOT 💬

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. LOL J/K
  2. I don't get insomnia. I can sleep ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE.
  3. When I can't sleep at night, it's because I'm not allowed to.
  4. Because I'm working night shift.
  5. Did I just jinx myself?