WORST IDEAS YOU'VE WENT THROUGH WITH (COOKING EDITION)

  1. juicing a cucumber with a lime and drinking it
  2. accidentally dumping a tin of black pepper on my eggs because i used the wrong side. scraped it off and ate it anyway
  3. eating seven deviled eggs on an empty stomach
  4. eating undercooked chicken
  5. leaving a pan on the stove on high while melting butter and taking a phone call in the other room