Things We Can Do For The Next 11.5 Hours While Waiting For Ellie Goulding (Alone)

(Alone) because we are the only people here.
  1. Play Dots
    Alone
  2. Make a Target® run
    Buy a playground ball and play Kickball/Dodgeball in the lobby. Alone.
  3. Go get coffee six times
    Alone (because we need to keep our spots in "line")
  4. Test our stand up on the security guard
    Alone
  5. Sort recycling and trash/volunteer to help out!
    Alone
  6. Rank all of Ellie Goulding's songs
    Alone
  7. Make new "friends"
    LOOKIN at you security guard
  8. Get a tan on our sad, pale, tired skin from these fluorescent lights.
    Alone
  9. Nervous pee
    Alone
  10. Play Wizards Chess on this tile floor
    KNIGHT TO D4!
  11. Eat the two bags of groceries we brought for the day
    Ask us about that fucking can of soup.
  12. Ask every person that walks by to take our picture
    Alone
  13. Spread rumors we're starting the queue for Justin Bieber's concert in July.
    Tally how many crying teens join us.
  14. Drinking Game!
    Take a drink every time either of us looks at a clock.
  15. Continue to test the limits of our friendship.
    Alone