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- •If he doesn't call or text you back, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.He might enjoy your hand job just fine, but you...not so much.
- •Most of the time the "sexy faces" in your selfies make people cringe a little bit.
- •Learn the friggin rules of the road, and implement them.Chapter III, section V: Roundabouts.
- •The ol' poop in the bath.I guess it just relaxes them a lot?
- •You'll use your sleeve to wipe your kid's snot.Multiple times.
- •You will actually think to yourself "For the love of God kid! Stop being such an asshole!"..and maybe say it under your breath.