Everyone Who Saw My First Naked Selfie
- 1.My dogShe caught the live show and I like to think she was very impressed that I got the winning shot on the first take because we're best friends and that's the kind of positive thinking best friends contribute to situations like these.
- 2.My sisterI texted it to her asking her if it was just the right amount of sexy, cute, filtered, goddess vibes, goals, etc. She approved.
- 3.My belovedThe intended recipient. He also approved.
- 4.My stepsisterShe asked me if she could take selfies on my phone at her 13th birthday party. I agreed without a second thought and consequently taught her everything she never knew about taking selfies.
- 5.My coworkerI was teaching her how to upload a photo on Facebook forgetting that when you upload a photo on Facebook, all of your recent photos are conveniently displayed across your screen for easy selection. We didn't speak about it.