1. A Brooklyn Brown Ale and a cocktail named The Perfect Stormy at World of Beer on Friday night
    + A raspy hangover voice for three days
  2. French fries at the same place and time except an hour later
    + Instant gratification, gradual bloat
  3. Falling asleep Friday night without brushing my skin, teeth, or hair
    + Dark circles underneath my eyes, shitty sleep
  4. Sunburn at a local music festival on Saturday
    + My sanity as I tend to beat myself about sunburn (See: What I Hope I Remember From My 2016 Spiral 🌀)
  5. Gross lattice cut music festival potato chips
    + The guilt of drunk-eating something just because it's there
  6. Two and a half beers at the same music festival
    + Severe dehydration all day long
  7. Staying up until 1:30AM on Saturday night knowing full well I had to be up at 7AM
    + See below
  8. Iced Hazelnut Latte with almond milk from Dunkin' Donuts
    + A few extra minutes driving, less than $5
  9. Another sunburn on Sunday from doing yard work with my dad
    + A very weird tan line, more of my sanity
  10. Eating an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Non-Dairy Coffee Caramel Fudge ice cream right before bed
    + Monday morning stomach ache