If I Could Live Forever, I would...
You know how you've always wanted to do something, but you don't have enough time to do it? This is my version of that.
- •Turn every idea for a restaurant I've ever had into a reality.My most recent idea is a sushi place called "Want Some Sushi?" So that they'll answer the phone by saying, "Moshi moshi, want some sushi?"
- •Read all the Star Wars booksYou know how many of those there are? It's insane! And some of them take place 1,000 years before Luke was even born! Crazy!
- •Dig a hole to China (or some other place that's under my backyardThis way, of I'd ever wanted some authentic Chinese food, I could literally jump to China. I will have to figure out the landing, though...
- •Go to every countryWhat country wouldn't want a man who can live forever to visit them????
- •Eat stuff that I'm allergic toI mean, if I can live forever, then I won't need to worry about anaphylaxis, right?