A LIST OF HOTROD QUOTES- RANKED

A pictorial masterpiece with the perfect combination of golden SNL banter and the two best members of The Lonely Island.
  1. "He won't be smiling when I MURDER HIM."
    My mother, who deemed this movie the "worst she's ever seen," even laughed at this line, thus presenting itself at #1.
  2. "I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denise!"
  3. "Have fun being married to SATAN."
  4. "Yoo hoo shit heads! I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?"
  5. "Stay sweet."
  6. "Hey Rod, what's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?"
  7. "I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer."
  8. "Yeah, don't you ever tell me how to live my life again."
  9. "What's going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre arts piece?"
  10. "You guys. The bathroom here is nuts."