These are all legitimate considerations and are not just passing, frustrated threats that people who dislike Trump (or any political figure for that matter) less than me often make.
  1. Italy
    I am the descendant of Italians and could get EU citizenship that way, it's a perk the Italian government offers and I'd get over the not being able to find a job after a few cappuccinos.
  2. That's it, I'd move to Italy. The list is finished.