A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

  1. I have never gotten it up the pooper
  2. I never want to get it up the pooper
  3. I grew up in Nebraska
  4. I live in Los Angeles
  5. I often think about moving to Denver to pick weed for a living
  6. Office environments give me anxiety
  7. I'm truly terrible at kissing ass
  8. Currently seeking a therapist