THE MOST RIDICULOUS THINGS I CAN FIND IN MY APARTMENT RIGHT NOW

All these things have occurred naturally. No staging necessary.
  1. Two instruction manuals for two different universal remotes.
    Not so universal, huh?
  2. Novelty voodoo doll falling out of a coffin onto the Godfather trilogy on DVD.
  3. Bunny Lamp sitting on the floor in front of the tv.
    Like we think it belongs there or something.
  4. Dinner.
    #choosyBrents
  5. This Cotton Ball
    It appears to be traveling alone.