Thoughts I Have Waking Up Super Early on a Saturday

  1. ...really?
  2. Maybe I'm just thirsty.
  3. If I get up to get water, it's over. I'm definitely awake at that point.
  4. I could get so many things done if I get up right now.
  5. It's been an hour. I'm definitely awake.
  6. This is probably the most awake I've ever been.
  7. Where was this yesterday afternoon when I had shit to do?
  8. Maybe I should just get up...
  9. ...
  10. ...
  11. ...
  12. I can't believe I'm awake right now.