1. Make a list of all the things I would LIKE to get done
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  2. Think about what I SHOULD be doing
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  3. Reviewing emails
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  4. Thinking about my bed
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  5. Starting to "give people back [x] minutes of their day back"
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    My least favorite way of saying "I greatly overestimated the amount of time this meeting would take"
  6. Coming up with excuses to run by my boss
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  7. Well, at least it's already Wednesday
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