Mistakes I've Made Today

  1. Ate three pieces of pizza as a fourth meal in rehearsal 😐
  2. Had froyo for lunch
  3. Not do my logic homework
  4. Deciding that I'm making a pizza for dinner and then subsequently eating the pizza
  5. Didn't give my Alexander professor my full attention during class. I'm a disrespectful little shit.
  6. I bought two large packages of cookies
  7. Ate kettle cooked potato chips, peanuts, and ice cream for dinner
  8. Told a patron they could get better seats for their subscription when I knew for a fact they couldn't
    Just to shut them up so I could get off the phone