THANKSGIVING FOOD, RANKED

  1. 7) Turkey
  2. 6) Mashed Potatoes
  3. 5) Brussel Sprouts
  4. 4) Sweet Potato Casserole
    With walnuts and brown sugar, not marshmallows.
  5. 3) Pumpkin Pie
  6. 2) Stuffing
  7. 1) Cranberry Sauce
    But only the jelly kind that slides right out of the can with ridges intact. Yum.