Inspired by @joemurphy
  1. Why don't they make his eyebrows match his hair?
  2. Why do they keep calling the 4th of July "July 4th"?
  3. Why does he even like that teacher lady? Betty and Veronica are both so much more intriguing
    I'm just not seeing anything believable about this relationship
  4. Why is this town producing so many gingers?
    Definitely not normal...
  5. Why do I keep getting lesbian vibes in every scene with Betty and another girl?
  6. Why I am semi-fascinated rn?
    Seriously what's wrong with me.