I'M DEFINITELY ENTERING A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE

  1. i keep making lists of things to do in the morning at night, but not leaving bed until 1 or 2 in the afternoon
  2. i'm really into driving to target in the middle of the night to wander around the grocery section
    i buy a can of soup, probably
  3. eating very little but somehow gaining weight
  4. thinking a lot about how all my friends hate me
    too afraid to call them and ask
  5. funny videos on the internet seem extra-funny
  6. i feel cold all the time
  7. my stomach is growling constantly
  8. i'm so bored
  9. having really vivid dreams every night
  10. my room looks like a clothes and food container bomb exploded in it
    it was clean a week ago and i haven't actually changed my clothes in a few days
  11. i am sure i deserve this