THINGS I LEARNED FROM WATCHING THE VENTURE BROTHERS

seasons 1 and 2
  1. lab partnership is a sacred trust. one is always supposed to look out for one's lab partner.
  2. chupacabras. they're all over mexico.
  3. it's fairly common for some men to lactate involuntarily in situations of extreme stress.
  4. penguins have a gland above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater.
  5. guns are for sissies.
  6. saliva is nature's glue, and raisins are nature's candy.
  7. if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet; if you have death-prone children, you keep a dew clones of them in your lab.
  8. voile is a kind of soft, sheer fabric.
  9. if you're going on a date, don't do that "do you like seafood" joke.
  10. there's no p.c. word for black vampires.
  11. a little club soda will fix most anything.
  12. compromise is the essence of diplomacy, and diplomacy is the cornerstone of love.