ABOUT YOU AND YOUR HOVERBOARD

I'm not mad I'm just sayin
  1. You're not hovering
  2. You "know" how cool you look riding it
    we can tell by the look on your face
  3. Uncross your arms
  4. You're on a slippery slope
    did Pixar's WALL-E teach you nothing
  5. 4 out of 5 hoverboarders don't pay bills
    the other one sold his
  6. Careful, your sudden wipeout would make everyone's day
    That's why we stare
  7. Knowing they could catch on fire has to be somewhat unsettling, right?
  8. Remember that one girl you saw riding one?
    Me neither
  9. I might get one