RECENT EPIPHANIES

  1. the abominable snowman is a yeti
  2. "Can't feel my face" is about cocaine
    Too caught up in the melody I guess
  3. Swiping left on Pandora/Spotify skips the song
  4. The street light by my house started working
    Not sure when, but it hasn't always
  5. "On" can be short for "I don't"
    Just say it quick enough, really annunciate those vowels
  6. You can vacuum fruit flies right out of the air with the attachment
  7. My razor has a button on it