WHY I DON'T DANCE

I don't dance. I want to, but I can't.
  1. What if someone is looking?
    Seriously, though. What if they are?
  2. What if I fall down?
    Everyone will laugh at me.
  3. What if someone is watching?
    Fucking seriously. What if they're watching me dance? I'll never live it down.
  4. What if someone is recording a cellphone video of me dancing?
    It will go viral, I am terrible.
  5. Remember in 5th grade at my very first dance when Kelsey Hardage walked away mid-dance? What if that happens again now that I'm almost 30?
    At 11 years old, I got my first taste of depression. It was very bitter.