Inspired by @lame. This was kinda therapeutic? My friend alcohol with the assist here.
  1. I had wanted this to happen for years, and when it finally did, you were moving to another state the next week.
  2. I really regret not texting you the next day, because I was actually into you, too.
  3. Drinking game dares are hella awkward.
  4. Sorry I blacked out and have absolutely no clue what your name is or any discernible features about you.
  5. When I was drunk and saw you last month I shouldn't have kissed you back, because I think you might think we can be something again.