HOW TO GET THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS WITH A RELIGIOUS/CONSERVATIVE FAMILY IF YOU'RE AN ATHEIST/LIBERAL
Cause, like, who wants to talk about Jesus and Trump at the same dinner?
- •Drink.Whatever alcohol is around, drink it. Or bring a flask if you need to. Everything will be ok. We can get through this together! *chugs paper cup of whiskey*
- •Sit at the kids' table.This is only doable if you have no kids yourself and are under the age of 30. Thank fuck I'm still eligible. This can be fun too cause you can still incorporate the first point (drink). Don't worry that children are impressionable. You go get yourself that fourth glass of wine!
- •Don't go.This one is hard to pull off. There's too much explaining to do. Try and just stick to the first one.