THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by a lot of people.
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Menagerie. Not because of its meaning. It just sounds so lovely to say.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Slough. Both the sound and definition of it. No thanks.
  3. What turns you on?
    Overall being a well rounded/well cultured person.
  4. What turns you off?
    Closed-mindedness.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck. Most definitely fuck. Fuck.
  6. What sound do you love?
    Voices singing in perfect harmony. I don't mean that as a corny metaphor or some shit. But literally the sound of voices that can sing perfect harmonies. It's incredible.
  7. What sound do you hate?
    Silverware scrapping against a plate/bowl/other silverware. *cringe*
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Teaching. I love education.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    A member of Donald Trump/Ted Cruz/Ben Carson/etc. 's staff.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "You totally drank the right amount of alcohol at all times and definitely were not an alcoholic in any way."