THINGS I DO THAT WOULD MAKE MY BELOVED GRANDFATHER SHAKE HIS HEAD IN SHAME

Inspired by @timrock. My grandfather is a conservative, Catholic, straight-edge. I am none of those.
  1. Drink to black out.
  2. Smoke weed.
  3. Have long hair.
  4. Aspire to be a professional musician.
    It's not a "realistic career path."
  5. Am a hardcore liberal.
  6. Have casual sex.
  7. Have sex in general.
  8. Curse like there's no tomorrow.
    Fuckity fuck.
  9. Sorry, gramps.