WAYS TO ALLEVIATE A MASSIVE HANGOVER

When your everything hurts.
  1. Drink a lot of water.
    Like, a metric shit ton.
  2. Pet a dog.
    If you don't have a dog, go get one! 🐶
  3. Drink more water.
    Hydration is 🔑
  4. Don't wake up.
    aka death. 💀