MEN WHO COULD GET IT BUT DON'T WANT IT (PART 2)

So there's actually an alarming number of men who fit this category
  1. All of my dad's young hip yuppy friends
  2. The guy who lives in loft 116
    Your small girlfriend doesn't know how to love you.
  3. The two beefcakes that work at Smoothie King at Lakeside Mall
  4. The bartender with the red hair and tattoo sleeves who walks kind of funny but also likes girls
  5. Anderson Cooper
    He gets put on both iterations of this list because it hurts that bad