PROPER BRUNCH ESSENTIALS

  1. Carbs (preferably biscuits, waffles, and/or potatoes fried in butter and/or oil. OH AND MAYBE GRITS)
  2. Fatty meat (bacon if you're basic but also maybe fried chicken or fried pork belly or fried fried stuff maybe fried shrimp too)
  3. Sparkling wine
  4. Orange juice or grapefruit juice if you're super healthy
  5. Cheese
  6. Blood Marys or anything with tequila and citrus
  7. Coffee, hot, with milk and sugar
  8. Advil
  9. Extra butter on the side
  10. Maybe a leafy green salad because also health
  11. MY SQUAD SPECIFICALLY MOLLY YEH (and bae and also LILY)