THOUGHTS DURING HOT YOGA

It's hot I'm sweating someone help me help myself
  1. Is that the smell of my feet or my armpits or is this even a smell involving my body idk
  2. Is that old man staring at my ass
  3. Why is that old man not staring at my ass
  4. That old man is definitely staring at my ass wtf dude
  5. Google told me I'm burning 600 calories right now
  6. Google is probably wrong