Nine thoughts I have when I'm on my period

  1. So that's why that video of Muslim women explaining why they are proud to wear hijab made me cry
  2. I'm just going to not take any ibuprofen so I have an excuse to lay in bed
  3. Why isn't the ibuprofen I took 8 seconds ago working!?!?
  4. Fuck, did I bleed through?
  5. How come when I don't have my period I have tampons coming out of my ears but when I have my period they all hide from me
  6. This is explains why I suddenly had the urge to redownload tinder
  7. What's Beyoncé like on her period?
  8. Fuck.... Did I bleed through?
  9. Pants are oppressive