BEST RECENT ADVICE I’VE EVER RECEIVED
Because it's the best recent advice I've ever received I dare say it can't conflict with my future opinions on what "best advice" is. Or even what "best" is. And of course what "advice" is.
- •Get a Diva CupLook that shit up. Inform yourself
- •Go to an improv showTalk about a whole new world and then some
- •Learn how to pee squatting and be drunk
- •Learn how to poo squatting and be drunk
- •Learn how to house squattingAnd be drunk?
- •Dishwash Diva Cup if dropped in the toiletIt sanitizes it, I swear by the Internet gurus.
- •Know how to jump a carBoo, automobile! Gimme all your car coins
- •Know how to jump a rope in case of a scenario where Zayn Malik will only kiss you if you can jump a rope rly rly good
- •Get 8 hours of sleep
- •... If you can, otherwise like 1-2 is ok as long as you sell your soul to the sacred brown bean juice provided by the green mermaidI heard that the green mermaid actually gets green highlights though